WHAT I’M READING NOW: THE JOURNAL OF PROFESSOR ABRAHAM VAN HELSING by, um, Abraham Van Helsing

All right, enough with the bullshit. It’s actually by Allen C. Kupfer. But I do like the conceit. I read one “by” Victor Frankenstein once, but I wasn’t too impressed with that one. And then there was the one written “by” Dr. Watson, which was highly entertaining. It’s hard to say where this one will fall, but I’m sure you’ll hear about it.